So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I had to cum in my sink.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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