I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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