What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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