talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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