dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
