do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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