Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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