I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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