You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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