Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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