It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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