you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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