She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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