Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
even my farts smell like vagina
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
