oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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