what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
