I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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