I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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