I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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