CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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