sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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