Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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