hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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