That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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