doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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