Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
