This girl is more easily done than said...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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