11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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