at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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