: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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