Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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