so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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