what if I'm pregnant?
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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