I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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