Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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