When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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