Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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