Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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