But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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