she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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