is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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