We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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