yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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