she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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