she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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