Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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