Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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