It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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