im having a threesome with these popsicles
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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