the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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