Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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