the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
