Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
now i know why i became what i already was.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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