She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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