I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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